Words of Distinction, LLC Announces Release of Sex*
Unique humorous novelty item creates new wave!
DALLAS — April, 2008 — Penthouse Forum
"While the physical act of sexual intercourse my be banned in public places, you can have sex anywhere you want with this simple little item. Yes, it;s just the word "sex" in sculpture form, but hey, it's better than nothing. you can have sex in the car, sex in the bathroom, sex on your desk - we think you know where this is going. This is the kind of thin you buy for that naughty connoisseur who already has everything else to do with sex."
DALLAS — December 22, 2007 —
What they predict to be the greatest wave in novelty items since the Pet Rock (circ. 1975), Words of Distinction, LLC released it’s first introduction to the novelty market…Sex*. An innocuous, humorous, novelty item designed to provoke adult conversation, Sex* is a small, artful, provocatively designed, representation of the word sex. The products purpose is to invoke discussion and adult humor. For those lacking creativity it that area, the unique packaging illustrates innocent anecdotes to stimulate a buyer’s imagination, such as: “you can now have Sex* in every room of your home (at the same time), have Sex*in your car, give Sex* to your friends…” Priced no more than a biggie sized fast food lunch, Sex* is well worth the endless humor it generates. Seemingly inspired by Monty Python movie credits, Sex* even has a lengthy, humorous, legal disclaimer that should put even the most stoic legal counsel in stitches.
Sex should also have a big appeal for promoters of adult venues like bars and late night entertainment. Advertising FREE SEX* would certainly bring curious patrons lining up outside establishment doors. Currently, Sex* is only sold at www.sexsoldhereonline.com. The company is looking for value added retailers with a nation wide presence to distribute Sex*.
Some sex therapists have suggested that the product could be used to
de-stigmatize patients with sexual inhibitions. Though the creators never
had a therapeutic use in mind, the intended uses for Sex* are as far
reaching as ones imagination. Sex* is even being used as key chain floats
for boat owners. Sex* on your boat or in the water…Sure!
In the second quarter of 2008 the company will run a quarterly photo contest titled “The Strangest Place You’ve had Sex* Contest”. The 20 best sanitized photos submitted from buyers will be posted on the web site (www.sexsoldhereonline.com) where visitors can vote on their favorites. Winners receive an expense paid trip to exotic locations every quarter. Buying this low cost item and taking pictures of Sex* on your next vacation can pay off for creative photographers. There is even a prize for the “Worst Sex”.
The inventors, or as they call themselves, “Purveyors of Sex”, are intentionally
making fun of today’s Politically Correct (PC), up tight, society with
this sassy little conundrum of a product. Buy Sex*, Give Sex*, have Sex*,
anywhere, anytime, any place is the packages tag line. Based on the products
initial market response, Sex* will be the next great fad item of this
decade. Everyone needs a little Sex*, and this one is harmless, inexpensive
and free of STD’s.
* Denotes the product and not a cheap physical act.
Sex is a trademark of 4anyword, a wholly owned subsidiary of Words of
Distinction, LLC. The names of actual companies and products mentioned
herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.
For more information, press only:
972-977-4759 or info@wodllc.com
For more information on Sex:
http://www.sexsoldhereonline.com or info@wodllc.com
*SEX in the context of this web site
is our product and not a cheap emotional urge or instinct manifested
in human behavior.
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