Here are just a few of the many ideas illustrated on our unique product packaging.
- You can have Sex in every room of your house.
- Have Sex in your car, truck, boat or airplane cockpit.
- You can have Sex in the shower at home, on your desk at work, or on the table at your favorite restaurant.
- Sex makes a great gag gift for birthdays, weddings, anniversaries or other special occasions.
- Sex is cheap enough to give as a party favor. Imaging how many people will show up if you promise them Sex at your party!
- My son has Sex in his locker at school and the girls love it!
- This could be the cheapest Sex you’ll ever buy and maybe
for some, the only Sex they’ll ever get. - Best of all, our Sex is free of STDs!
Disclaimer:
There are endless, humorous ideas on how to present Sex. Most of
the mentioned are stupid, politically incorrect, ideas that can
get you fired, kicked out of school or slapped. Giving Sex to police
may be funny but could get you arrested. Use Sex responsibly and
in the correct company. Giving Sex to family members is socially
unacceptable and disgusting, unless you live in very rural, back
woods communities with no indoor plumbing. Please don’t try to
eat Sex or stick it in any body orifice as it may cause injury
or death, not to mention making you look like a moron when you
arrive at the hospital or morgue. If you don’t know what the word
orifice means, then put Sex back in the box, back where you found
it, and leave it alone. You’re not intelligent enough to have Sex
and stay out of trouble.
SEX in the context of this web
site is our product and not a cheap emotional urge or instinct
manifested in human behavior.
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